1) What’s the first concert you attended?
Weird al opening for the monkees
2) What was your best Halloween costume?
When I went as a baby. I wore a diaper and a bonnet. It was a nightmare but amazing for everyone who got to see it
3) What was your first job?
Ballet Parker at comedysportz. I wore a tutu
4) What’s your most used emoji?
I won’t use these foolish language ruiners.
5) What’s the last text you sent?
Telling my dentist I accepted her apology for running so behind I couldn’t get a cleaning!
6) Who was your favorite band at 13 years old?
I would think nirvana
7) What’s your go to Karaoke song ( presuming you have one)?
Quite a presumption.....I do not have one.
8) What is special about the place you grew up?
The people and their love of sports. Genuinely good people.
9) What do you wish you knew more about?
Oh god. Many things. Science. In biology I once wrote down ‘taproots’ for every answer on a quiz and got a 10%.
10) What are you reading currently?
A book about the Harvard acid project.
11) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well?
Either moving to la or saying yes to a cat that was going to be euthanized who is now my homie
12) What is something you will NEVER do again?
Get into a physical fight. HOPEFULLY
13) What do you wish your brain was better at doing?
Shutting off at night and not waking me up worried about some nonsense.
14) What bends your mind every time you think about it?
Space. Like, whoooooa right?
15) If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?
When I crashed off of my bike in France and went through a nice family’s window
16) If you were a wrestler what would your entrance theme song be?
Flight of the Valkeries
17) Who was your childhood (famous person)crush ?
18) What was your favorite TV show to watch after school with what accompanying snack?The monkees show with a bag of fun size Twix bars
19) If you could be guaranteed one thing in life (besides money), what would it be?
That I’ll get to fight senators. Oh wait....that undoes my earlier answer. Oh love. Let’s go with love. Not even for me. Just more of it all over.
20) What question do you wish was on this list?
This one. Thank god it happened!!!