20 Questions with Maggie Maye

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1) What’s the first concert you attended?

Switchfoot, I think? Or MuteMath. I saw both at my church's auditorium bc they were friends with my youth group pastor.

2) What was your best Halloween costume? 
Cookie and Lucious from Empire. It was a couple's costume with my dog. That, or when I was a Sexy Ebola Virus.

3) What was your first job? 
I was a waitress at a Chinese buffet. Customers never got tired of telling me that I didn't look Chinese. They sure thought they were funny and original.

4) What’s your most used emoji? 

The one that's laughing, but leaning back while doing it. I think it's supposed to be rolling on the floor laughing. That's my energy.

5) What’s the last text you sent? 

A dick pic to some broad. Lol, jk, I was explaining to someone that the abbreviation I used was short for Black Fae Day.

6) Who was your favorite band at 13 years old? 

Aerosmith and Stone Temple Pilots

7) What’s your go to Karaoke song ( presuming you have one)? 

Out of Touch by Hall & Oates or Chop Suey by System of a Down. I kill both of these songs.

8) What is special about the place you grew up? 

My parents live there and they're the best. There's also amazing Mexican food. The burritos are so good you'll be, like, wtf is San Francisco bragging about? Also, there's an international airport, so you can easily leave.

9) What do you wish you knew more about? 

I wish I knew even more about my family history. I wish I knew more about a lot of things, actually, but isn't that normal? Are there people out there who are, like, "I'm satisfied with how much I know, no further knowledge needed"?

10) What are you reading currently?

Assata: An Autobiography by Assata Shakur, and The Strange Fascinations of Noah Hypnotik by David Arnold.

11) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well? 
I decided to take in a dog bc she was sweet and her owner offered, despite never having a dog and not knowing much about them. Best decision I ever made.

12) What is something you will NEVER do again? 
Try to make things work that don't work for me.

13) What do you wish your brain was better at doing? 
I wish my brain was better at directions and navigation. Like, people who always know which direction north is. I want to see what it's like to be about that life.

14) What bends your mind every time you think about it?
When I think of all the people who live in the world, and all the people who've ever been, and all the people yet to come, and all their thoughts, hopes, dreams, and desires. I wonder if some are facsimiles, just born to different times and locations.

15) If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?
I'd love a video of when I jumped out of my dad's car on my 7th birthday. I want to see if it happened like I remember.

16) If you were a wrestler what would your entrance theme song be?
Knuck if you Buck by Crime Mob. That song gets me hype. I might mess around and walk down the aisle to it.

17) Who was your childhood (famous person)crush ?
For a good minute I had a crush on Davy Jones from The Monkees. He was short, I was short, I thought we could make it work.

18) What was your favorite TV show to watch after school with what accompanying snack?
Cartoons, preferably Rocky & Bullwinkle or Tiny Toon Adventures. I'd probably eat a microwaveable mini deep dish pizza, or something weird, like lemons and sugar.

19) If you could be guaranteed one thing in life (besides money), what would it be?
Love and happiness

20) What question do you wish was on this list?
I wish you'd have asked if I could do sweet air kicks, bc I totally can.